The Wierdos with the Beardos (2-5-11)

On any given day I often find myself saying "Now there's a phrase I never thought I'd say!" Today was no exception. 

Mom: Please put the spatula back in the kitchen, remember sword fighting broke the last two.

Mom: No you can't eat my toes! (for the third time)

Mom: Stop feeding your brother soap bubbles! I don't care if he likes to eat them.